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|  | A Prancing Cat
The cat pranced about the clouds, slurping up stray fragments of green fire hydrants floating about. Barking piteously, she burst into song, singing of the moon smiling alone. Spiraling down to the core of the earth, she promptly extinguished a purplish sprout, which was evidently quite sick judging by the three slices of bacon perching atop it with necks resembling petite vultures. She then took a running leap and landed somewhere in Laos, where she ate a lonely goblin corpse sitting all by itself. Yes, she decided as she licked her whiskers, they tasted better fresh than the stale ones served at Denny's. With that, she curled up and fell to sleep, whereupon she dreamed of prancing about the clouds, slurping up stray fragments of green fire hydrants floating about ... |
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