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Among the navy soap bubbles which were cubic in shape, a hammer drifted lazily. But no ordinary hammer! No, in fact, it was the only hammer in the world that had scarlet moss erupting all over its handle. In its free time it futilely attempted to pound the cubic bubbles together so they might be of some use,
instead of floating there so uselessly, but they merely turned to caterpillars,
which began crawling on the moss. The poor hammer eventually went berserk and
landed somewhere in Australia. A kangaroo with six legs and three ears, beige
in coloring and with a nose like Shakespeare's, picked it up and kept it for a
pet. Hopefully you will never meet this hammer, because it would go insane
upon seeing a visitor after all the stress it has faced, with all those
caterpillars constantly crawling on the moss. It would pound you into the
lavender sky, and hail would pelt you until you became one of those dreaded
navy soap bubbles which are cubic in shape. Yes, what a horrible fate.
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